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Looking for My Match!

Join me on my hilarious match.com journey! Follow http://thematchicalmonth.tumblr.com/ for lots of juicy tales - from the messages to the dates and everything in between!

Posts tagged match.com

Jul 30 '12

Return of the Soldier Boy

“I think it’s really uptight of you to just blow me off because of a joke.  You need to chill out.  I’m a good guy and now you’ll never know it.”

                                              

-MssPeach

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Jul 24 '12

Find me and MssApple on The Matchical Month.
This online dating thing is just too hilarious to not be extensively blogged about.

Find me and MssApple on The Matchical Month.

This online dating thing is just too hilarious to not be extensively blogged about.

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Jul 16 '12
I’m a recent grad from the University of North Carolina at Chapel Hill who will be launching a dog clothing company in Connecticut this spring.
— Well that’s, uh, interesting…?  I guess someone has to do it…

Tags: dog clothing clothing company online dating dating internet dating single romance match.com lol funny

Jul 16 '12

First Phone Call with Mr. Romance

I had my first phone call with Mr. Romance, aka Mr. ……..  And it really was ……  I think he may be the equivalent to MssApple’s carnation.  A totally nice guy, but really awkward and unsure of himself.  He takes long pauses even in conversation and says “I don’t know” a lot.  I think the best part was that his friends were visiting his apartment when he called me.  As MssApple asked - does he constantly need a chaperone?

We made plans to go out to dinner on Wednesday.  He’s a nice enough guy and I swore that I would give this a real shot, so once again, who knows?  Maybe Mr. Romance will become Mr. Right.  

All I know is that after that ten minute phone call, I need to

-MssPeach

Tags: dating online dating date internet dating first date nervous romance match.com

Jul 16 '12

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Jul 16 '12
I’m very Down to Earth,I’m Looking for a Girl who likes to Laugh and just Talk about anything,I Love a Good Conversation,if I could get a Smile or a Laugh out of a Girl my Day will be Perfect,I’m just a Guy Looking for Love and Someone I could spend the Rest of my Life with.I have Tattoos,and a Great Sense of Humor,I enjoy my Family,I love Quoting Movies,
— I can’t even imagine the effort it took to capitalize all those words. (via thematchicalmonth)

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Jul 16 '12

“You sure you don’t want to go out again?” -Beefcake

thematchicalmonth:

First:

 

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..

… And then:

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Jul 15 '12

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Jul 15 '12

The Best Part

thematchicalmonth:

The “best” part of my date with Beefcake (can’t believe I forgot to mention it!):

Beefcake:  Check this out!

(he flexes his pec muscles back and forth)

Me: Wow.

Beefcake:  Did that make you orgasm??

Me:

                  

-MssPeach

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Jul 14 '12
How you know it’s getting serious

How you know it’s getting serious

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