Looking for My Match!
Return of the Soldier Boy
“I think it’s really uptight of you to just blow me off because of a joke. You need to chill out. I’m a good guy and now you’ll never know it.”
-MssPeach
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Find me and MssApple on The Matchical Month.
This online dating thing is just too hilarious to not be extensively blogged about.
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First Phone Call with Mr. Romance
I had my first phone call with Mr. Romance, aka Mr. …….. And it really was …… I think he may be the equivalent to MssApple’s carnation. A totally nice guy, but really awkward and unsure of himself. He takes long pauses even in conversation and says “I don’t know” a lot. I think the best part was that his friends were visiting his apartment when he called me. As MssApple asked - does he constantly need a chaperone?
We made plans to go out to dinner on Wednesday. He’s a nice enough guy and I swore that I would give this a real shot, so once again, who knows? Maybe Mr. Romance will become Mr. Right.
All I know is that after that ten minute phone call, I need to
-MssPeach
You know that message you get from a guy, the message that’s either really boring or really stupid or really disgusting? The message ThaT’s SPeLLeD LiKe ThiS or professes love to you? First reaction (it’s almost instinct): press delete. Usually, it ends there and scary-message-sender moves along…
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I’ve been getting to know The Bro quite a bit these past couple of days. We’ve been texting and have talked on the phone for a bit. Here are some things I’ve learned:
- He is an amateur golfer looking to go pro
- He works in a winery
- He has a parrot
- He loves cheese (as do I)
- He likes to cook
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